Entries in the Humor category

Funny crap I come across while spending [to much] time on the Web.

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

May 1, 2007 at 3:19 pm with 0 comments

Let me say that again, since I am basically acting upon my own right to free speech. 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 Thanks to arnezami on the Doom9 forums, This is the Processing Key which should work on all HD DVD discs (and maybe even Blu-Ray discs) released so far. Unfortunately for us, AACS (Advanced Access Content System) doesn't really digg (loving the pun) people...

1.31.07; We will never forget.

February 1, 2007 at 10:26 pm with 2 comments

I'm sure you have all heard about the alleged terror attacks in Boston. Well here's some stuff to keep you busy.

Are you a genius?

February 1, 2007 at 1:50 pm with 2 comments

A friend of mine send me a link on AIM today. His exact words were "this is one of the best things ever, but it will KILL your productivity" — he was 100% correct; I loved the test, but got nothing done until I finished. Find out just how intelligent you are...

Running exe’s (not saving) after download from Firefox

December 28, 2006 at 11:30 am with 1 comment

One of the funniest posts I've read in a while: QUOTE (Sebastian Mares @ Feb 24 2006, 06:51 PM) Whats so hard about downloading a file to your desktop, running it, then deleting it? Are people that lazy? QUOTE (LilJames @ Feb 24 2006, 07:52 PM) You waste at least 10 seconds when doing that. If you download 6 files a day, that makes one minute wasted per day. 365 minutes per year (~6 hours). If we assume that one lives 75 years, that makes almost 19 days wasted just for having to manually open and delete an EXE.

Chinese food prank call

July 10, 2006 at 4:14 pm with 0 comments

You've gotta hear this, this is hilarious. 3-way chinese resturaunt prank call: http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/content/chinesefood.wmv

Rock, Paper, Scissors

June 11, 2006 at 5:24 pm with 0 comments

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,198860,00.html Florida Judge Orders Lawyers to Settle Dispute With Rocks, Paper, Scissors I hope there's a follow-up article covering the outcome! Awesome catch Eric. I try posting crazy news when I can, but I didn't even see this one.

12 nails found in the man’s skull

April 22, 2006 at 5:07 pm with comments off

An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,192681,00.html

BSOD on a Mac.

April 5, 2006 at 4:40 pm with comments off

That didn't take long... The first BSOD generated by Windows on a Mac following a Boot Camp install. http://www.dealcatcher.com/forums/m_402248/tm.htm


About the author

I am Jeremy Helms, 27 year old graphic designer, web designer, site architect, programmer, copywriter and ambitious entrepreneur. I was born and live in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. This site is my personal periodical for design, code, business and other topics. When I'm not glued to the computer, I enjoy music, movies, late-night television and sometimes a good night out on the town with friends.

I began professional work in the IT industry 12 years ago in September, 1995. I started my first business in 1998, incorporated my second business in 2001, my third in 2002 and my fourth and most recent in 2006. I am a sponge — I am constantly exploring and learning — about business, design, programming, history, society, and whatever pops up on blogs across the web.

  • I have been happily married for 4 years; together for a total of 9 years
  • I am a father of two boys; Junior (born 02-06-07 @ 6:17PM — 8lbs 13oz.) and Jedi (born 05-06-08 @ 12:39PM — 8lbs 4oz.)
  • I am a free and accepted Master Mason, belonging to Florida Alpha Lodge No. 172
  • I have two prize Labrador Retrievers (Buck & Brody)
  • I graduated from Choctawhatchee Senior High School
  • Some of my favorite movies include Snatch, L4yer Cake, Blade Runner, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, THX 1138, Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, the Star Wars hexology and Ronin

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