Entries in the Humor category

Funny crap I come across while spending [to much] time on the Web.

Ballmer to his kids: “You don’t use Google, you don’t use iPods”

March 29, 2006 at 12:48 am with comments off

In an interview on CNN Money, Ballmer was asked if he owns an iPod and replied: "No, I do not. Nor do my children. My children — in many dimensions, they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod."

It’s a big ad.

February 6, 2006 at 4:13 pm with comments off

Awesome ad done for Carlton Draught. http://www.bigad.com.au/movie.html

Re-Introducing the Real Windows Vista

February 2, 2006 at 11:00 am with 0 comments

A friend of mine and I were talking on AIM last night about his newfound love with Apple, and more specifically with his new replacement for his PC, the PowerBook. Yeah, the Mac OS GUI is beautiful and exquisitely perfect looking, but in my opinion it is by far "the world's most advanced operating system" as Apple tries to claim. The conversation we were having fit in well with another chit-chat I had just a...


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I am Jeremy Helms, 27 year old graphic designer, web designer, site architect, programmer, copywriter and ambitious entrepreneur. I was born and live in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. This site is my personal periodical for design, code, business and other topics. When I'm not glued to the computer, I enjoy music, movies, late-night television and sometimes a good night out on the town with friends.

I began professional work in the IT industry 12 years ago in September, 1995. I started my first business in 1998, incorporated my second business in 2001, my third in 2002 and my fourth and most recent in 2006. I am a sponge — I am constantly exploring and learning — about business, design, programming, history, society, and whatever pops up on blogs across the web.

  • I have been happily married for 4 years; together for a total of 9 years
  • I am a father of two boys; Junior (born 02-06-07 @ 6:17PM — 8lbs 13oz.) and Jedi (born 05-06-08 @ 12:39PM — 8lbs 4oz.)
  • I am a free and accepted Master Mason, belonging to Florida Alpha Lodge No. 172
  • I have two prize Labrador Retrievers (Buck & Brody)
  • I graduated from Choctawhatchee Senior High School
  • Some of my favorite movies include Snatch, L4yer Cake, Blade Runner, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, THX 1138, Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, the Star Wars hexology and Ronin

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